A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
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EDIT: I am a bit neurotic about having friending go both ways. If I ever unfriend you and you do not unfriend me as well it bugs me. After a period of time you may get a ban notice, as I clear people out for my own OCD mindiness. It's not anything personal just I hate if a friending isn't both ways.
 
 
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
06 April 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 11:37 My dog is bleeding from his ass. We found a partially chewed headphone plug in his poop and think it tore him up internally, finding vet #
  • 11:43 Found sister in laws vet, will let us make payments, driving to Hollywood to get Smokey checked out. Vet worried he's got internal punctures #
  • 16:19 Dog is ok, think foreign object passed, nothing in xrays, got 4 medications for him and will watch him carefully for a few days, he's happy #
  • 19:25 Just listed myself in the localtweeps.com local Twitter directory in ZIP 33433 #
  • 20:17 My text message alert is now the murloc noise. I may be a huge dork, possibly #
  • 23:00 @wilw go crazy? #
  • 23:01 @oThetaSigmao It's a creepy, fishlike creature in world of warcraft, makes an amusing mruglglekndjsbisif type noise #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
05 April 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 14:29 Another rock bnd weekend, I'm liking the new tradition here. #
  • 16:12 @oThetaSigmao I'm pretty sure we'll do it again. Eventually you'll be free on one of the times. #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
04 April 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 12:09 @kittylair No April Fool's, Diesel really is a gamer. He's one of us!! one of us!! #
  • 12:17 So it only took an hour of my shift this morning to get the logins straightened out. Now I'm back to actually helping customers. #
  • 12:40 I am mildly amused but today is apparently National Cleaveage Day. www.wonderbra.co.za/nationalcleavageday.aspx #
  • 12:40 However in the spirit of the day, and cause I'm a total boob attention whore.
    www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/2339/4339/237962.jpg #
  • 17:42 Once coworker goes home at 5 I am all alone in this corner. It's like slight exile every shift :( OTOH no one bugs me nor can see what I do #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
03 April 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering


  • 14:23 The geniuses in corp have changed all our logins midday without giving us the new ones. So now they're paying me to sit here & surf the web. #

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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
02 April 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 12:54 @oThetaSigmao congrats, sounds like alot of fun #
  • 13:06 Calls have been on hold non stop all morning. Almost 400 emails in queue, and Orem is still barely trained. Oh yeah, my company is brilliant #
  • 14:11 You know brain, it really doesn't help my stress levels when you add thoughts of very bad things to yourself thereby adding nausea to my day #
  • 18:18 I wish to be at home vegging out. Tomorrow get blood test results to see if med is working or not. With my luck they'll up it and test again #
  • 23:17 @kittylair Oh good I thought you'd lost your mind #
  • 10:13 Today does not bode well for me. Doc office took forever, late to work & stuck in traffic on 95. Like a pass on the rest of the day please #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
01 April 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 19:01 @sohmer that is awesome and yet terrible cause I am so broke and can't get one #
  • 20:53 @kittylair My daughter learned it at 6. #
  • 01:12 One episode in and I'm already addicted to "Any dream will do" on BBC America. #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
31 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 11:45 Hey @f8al, @feliciousonfire, @mrvestek, & @warrenellis! Y'all were in my dream, big party lots of hanging out & drinking, odd but fun had #
  • 11:47 Having a good day today. Had a ton of fun this weekend and got to see some good friends. #
  • 17:45 twitpic.com/2m6ia - #
  • 17:56 That's a squirrel I see on break everyday. He eats the trash from the can. Today he chased another squirrel away. Bitch that's my food, lol #
  • 18:44 So Tues is my last day of working for Verio but not apparently my last of cs. Will be staying same shift etc till further notice as contract #
  • 18:48 @f8al I guess they don't do the whole give a thumbprint and show id thing? That really really sucks, sorry hon! #
  • 21:25 @kittylair He died of heart failure after fighting heart disease for 5 years. He was only 33. He will be incredibly missed. tinyu ... #
  • 21:26 @kittylair tinyurl.com/dzy9un #
  • 21:27 I spent a full year playing Lorne in an Angel rpg. He was my fav part of the entire show. I can not believe he's gone. It's the World's loss #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
30 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering


  • 19:35 This is nothing better for the mind then vegging out with friends playing video games and watching tv. #

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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
29 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 12:16 I was inside a davie walmart for less than 10 minutes and someone stole my pirate girl tire cover Who steals a fucking spare tire cover? WTF #
  • 12:19 Glad i only spent 10 on ebay for it instead if the 150 for the other one i looked at before. #
  • 18:09 Soco and Dr. Pepper is love #
  • 23:22 Fuck you you cock sucking turd gobbling assoholic son of a whore Fuck you with something sharp and sandpapery. I can't believe you said that #
  • 23:26 No I take that back I can totally believe you said that. Hurtful statements is your fucking speciality. "I don't have a golfcart" cocksucker #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
28 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 14:52 @pvponline I totally read that in a golden showery way. My poor brain. #
  • 19:01 Woohoo work day over, weekend begins. Having Rock Band party tomorrow night, shouldbe fun #
  • 20:29 @donttrythis my favorite is "What you feel". That deep voice is just awesome #
  • 21:39 @oThetaSigmao just type @andthepersonsname at the start of the text. #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
27 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 12:13 @demmigoddess Tig also doesn't. He comes out & I'm awake at 4am & he just tells me to go to bed. Like not laying down is why I'm still awake #
  • 12:25 @mari_ness fetlife.com/users/118155 and of course my second twitter is same username as there #
  • 15:28 Only 3 days left after this & I'm unemployed. amusingly there are already rumors of bring some cs back for contract, verio is so out of wack #
  • 17:55 So I take it back my unemployment will be delayed. I have been offered one of the opening for tech sup contract, atleast 90 more days of job #
  • 17:56 @f8al that is a whole lot of rigging #
  • 21:08 @lartist Now it's in my head, darn you. Is a good song but yeah mysoginy (sp?) abounds in it. #
  • 22:32 @lycangrrl That's one of my favorite lines #
  • 11:00 @f8al Bill D? Ok then. Today I get to fill out paperwork from TekSystems to get started. #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
26 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 12:24 Blood done, thankfully the lab guy is very quick and efficient and understanding. I've had nurses take my fear very personally before #
  • 18:11 Woah, remind me not to miss a day of twitter again. That took way too long to catch up. Damn y'all talk alot, lol. I love ya anyway #
  • 21:30 Made a secondary twitter account for personal sex life stuff, stories, whatever. #
  • 23:35 @f8al yeah, same name as my fetlife profile #
  • 23:39 I love how kids forget to tell you important information. Like they have a chorus performance tomorrow morning #
  • 11:05 My Reanna's 1st chorus performance. She's in front with the purple v-neck and glasses. Proud mama tinyurl.com/ca4eex #
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25 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 12:51 There's a lot of very simple little things I want that aren't in your personality to give. I know you don't even know how much I want them #
  • 12:54 Found out from boss they picked the people to be TS contractors & I wasn't one of them. Oh well It would have been nice but not end of world #
  • 15:24 @mylifewithskip OMG it's the Reverend sex lady who's name escapes me at the moment! She's in my fave episode of HBO's Real Sex. I'm jealous. #
  • 15:26 @demmigoddess I do that a lot, don't I? Easier to be cryptic than emo #
  • 18:35 What the fuck Twitter? I do a search for someone, you return results but I click on it and you say it doesn't exist. Have you gone mental? #
  • 01:16 Randy Kelli is randy. Off to bed, but fun play first. Night Twitter Town #
  • 10:52 Taking a needle phobe to get blood drawn involves arguing, force, tears, and a reward afterwards. Stupid fear is pain in my ass, hate it lot #
  • 11:05 D'You know how annoying it is to have a fear you know is irrational? Its aggravating to be unable to control your own reactions to something #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
24 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 11:51 Had a ton of fun this weekend, kidnapped friend Saturday returned her Sunday night. Lots of joking, rock banding and general hilarity ensued #
  • 14:53 Dear eyes, it is impossible to work if you both insist on watering like Niagara at the same time. Kindly knock it the fuck off. Love, Kelli #
  • 21:34 @f8al Yeah I checked that. We still get sev cause it's not for Verio It's working for TekSystems in Verio. I'm wouldnt if severance was lost #
  • 00:12 @lycangrrl You are one of my heroes, honey. You've got serious courage and don't ever doubt that. #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
23 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 12:12 My house smells amazing. Tig's had a pot roast and veggies in the crock pot all night, can't wait for dinner. #
  • 16:57 Settling down for a fun drag show marathon. #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
22 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 14:15 twitpic.com/2bjgl - #
  • 16:27 @demmigoddess what do you mean, African or European? #
  • 18:14 @oThetaSigmao how does one shove between a boob? I mean between boobs sure, but just split in one? lol. #
  • 18:16 AHHHH full body goosebumps bad, no raspberrying my neck, bad Tigger!! #
  • 23:03 Been rock banding since 2, tons of giggling involved. We have now invented a strip version of rock band #
  • 01:47 Good night Twitter Town. Hours of rock band later, I'm exhausted but it was fun as hell #
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21 March 2009 @ 02:10 pm





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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
20 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 14:08 Yeah for lunch at my favorite restaurant! Sweet Tomatoes is the yum #
  • 16:29 @demmigoddess It's ok, I understand. #
  • 16:30 Delicious soup & good salad = Happy Kelli I am full of wonderful goodness & I lied it's still raining, apparently it restarted at some point #
  • 16:36 @f8al He's got no chin, it's very distracting. #
  • 20:43 @mrvestek Aw, but leaves all the voyeurs out in the cold, :P #
  • 21:23 @dcorsetto OMG SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
  • 21:56 I got sexy presents today. They're so pretty and wonderful. For no reason presents are the best kind. #
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A photographic memory but with a stuck lens cover
19 March 2009 @ 11:30 am
My Daily Twitter Verbal Blathering

  • 15:17 @pvponline I'd prefer beer flavored nipples over sugartits anyday #
  • 15:18 According to a book series I'm reading it is alluded that Elvis is a vampire. This made me scare the dogs by laughing when I first read it #
  • 18:39 There, 9 days left of work & I'm totally cleaned out. Only essential things left. Figure on last day will clean any files of mine off comp. #
  • 21:33 @f8al gotta be untraceable though, wouldn't want to lose my severance. :) #
  • 22:14 @warrenellis I volunteer. I've got perfect scratching/massaging nails. #
  • 23:45 Night Twitter Town #
  • 10:49 @lycangrrl This sounds like a good idea to me. I love hugging people all the damn time for no reason at all. #
  • 10:51 It appears to have stopped raining since I left for work. Don't know if it started again atm, but supposed to rain more for rest of week #
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